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夫妻笑话：对付深夜不归的绝招
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
一名女子向邻居抱怨，说她的丈夫总是很晚回来。什么招都使了，就是不知如何是好。
“Take my advice,” said the neighbour, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jim?” And that cured him.
“听我的吧，”邻居说：“我就是这样。每当我老公第二天凌晨三点回来，我就会从床上喊：“是你吗，吉姆？” 一切能搞定。
“Cured him !” asked the woman, “but how?”
“这就这样搞定了！”那名女子问：“怎么搞定的？”
The neighbour said, “You see, his name is Bill.”
邻居说，“你看呀，我老公的名字不是叫比尔吗！”