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"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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Age 22 - 22岁时
What I Want in a Man - Original List
1.Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
我理想的男友标准 - 原版
1. 英俊
2.有魅力
3.有经济实力
4.善于倾听
5.机智
6.良好的外形
7.衣着有品味
8.欣赏美好事物
9.充满惊喜
10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
Age 32 - 32岁时
What I Want in a Man - Revised List
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
4.少说多听
5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑