盘点《阿凡达》中不靠谱的未来十大真相

　　《阿凡达》创造的未来外星世界美轮美奂，然而其中有多少是靠谱的咧？来看看老外影迷的苛刻挑刺儿，有一些bug实在很是离谱的哦，而你对《阿凡达》里头的设定又认同多少，留言发表的你观点吧。

　　1. 就算是在未来，纸钞还是很重要。

　　男主人公的兄弟就是因为当街被抢劫现金而身亡。所以就算有变成外星人的高科技，2154年也别指望大家统统通过电子系统来交易哈。

　　1. Even in the Future, It's All About Paper Money Despite all thehi-tech gizmos on display, from the cryosleep pods and exo-skeletalwarrior suits to the amazing Avatar-transplant technology,mankind stillhasn’t evolved past folding paper money. Jake Sully’sbrother -- who hasan enormous amount of R&D dollars invested inhis PhD-achieving ass-- dies because he’s robbed for the cash in hiswallet. So it’s thedecision to not move to an all-electronic funds transfer system by 2154-- hardly credible - that really determines Pandora’s fate。

　　2. 高科技也救不了你，该你坐轮椅还得坐轮椅。

　　男主人公因战争光荣负伤下身瘫痪，然后他就只能坐轮椅上了，虽说他解释自己靠薄弱的抚恤金不能得以重新站起来，总归很牵强啦这个理由。

　　2. With All that Technology2, You'll Still Need a WheelchairSully is paralyzed from the waist down after a war wound, and thus hegets around in an old-fashioned wheelchair. It’s pretty crummy,really,that science has developed to the point where humanconsciousness can betransplanted into a genetically engineered9-foot-tall Na’vi but a spinalcolumn can’t be given an overhaulwhile-U-wait. Sully explains it coststoo much for the lowly likes ofhimself. Well, that sure sucks, butsurely they could come up with anifty set of mechanical legs for him,given the gnarly exo-suits ondisplay everywhere you look。

　　3. 烟草生命力超级顽强。

　　就算地球表面已经没有植被覆盖，烟草公司却依然强大。人家格蕾丝教授“白色的烟雾般，飘散在记忆的最深处，一阵又一阵的旋转，在空气中，一支又一支的……抽！”

　　3. Cigarettes Will Survive Earth is now devoid of greenery buttobacco farming apparently still survives -- asevidenced by SigourneyWeaver’s Grace Augustine lighting up everychance she gets. Even weirderis that, despite there being hundreds ofhighly stressed macho warriorsstuck on Pandora for six years at atime, she seems to be the only smokerleft. Where does she get them?And why does the industry serve onecustomer?

　　4. 潘多拉的矿业大概永无发家之日。

　　尽管有着大量珍稀资源，纳美人却没什么经济头脑来着，淳朴啊。

　　4. Pandora’s Mining Economy Might Not Stack Up Doing nasty thingsthe Na’vi to get precious Unobtainium is morallyreprehensible, but italso might not really make the best businesssense. We’re told the stuff(whose name is to sci-fi what the Mac Guffinis to mystery thrillers)goes for -- hold on to your piggy banks! --$20M a kilogram. Soundsimpressive-- until you factor in 145 years of inflation. Right now,platinum goesfor about $46,000 a kilo. At 3 percent annual inflation forthe next century and a half that becomes $3.5M. But given the statewe’re told Earth is in, a 3 percent inflation rate seems prettyoptimistic. At 4percent, you’re looking at $13.5M. If it hits 5 percentthen the going rate for platinum would reach $54 M per kg. Now factor inthe insanecost of traveling to a distant planet, waging a war andtransporting Unobtainium back to Earth. Just saying the Corporationmight be betteroff, y’know, growing weed。

　　5. 22世纪澳洲口音大行天下。

　　男主角的澳洲口音很是迷人，这点不错滴。

　　5. Aussie-American Accents Are the Way of the 22nd Century 

　　Good call, James Cameron, by letting Sam Worthington keeptheAustralian twang to his American accent. The actor’s voice maintainsapleasant consistency that wasn’t found in "Terminator Salvation"andrecalls the tones of Mel Gibson. Maybe Cameron went a wee bit toofarin that direction, though, in the "Braveheart" scene。

　　6. 海军部队长官的官腔还是老样子。

　　上校同志的好多台词口气都跟上世纪80年代的片子无二异，好穿越啊……

　　6. Marine Cliches Survive, Too! “Getsome!” cries one Marine.Meanwhile, virtually everything thatvillainous Colonel Miles Quaritchsays, from “Pandora will s--- you outwith zero warning” to “Nothing’sover while I’m breathing," sounds,well, like it’s taken from a 2009action movie that’s nodding back tothe genre’s 1980s heyday, which itscreator helped establish. As apoint of reference, here are a fewmilitary words and phrases popularin the mid-19th century. “Graveled” --to be perplexed; “The pinch ofthe game” -- the defining moment; “Tightscratch” -- a difficult fight.I’m saying the tough guys of Avatar mightdo terse-talk we don’t quiteunderstand. “Grub the Navs, chippers, I beblerkin the pnau-flerks outof ‘em!”

　　7. 要USB做啥？有头发就够了。

　　在不久后的将来，你就能用你的头发上传数据，下载信息，逗逗蜻蜓，玩玩花草……

　　7. Hair’s The New USB And you thought braided ponytails were onlyfor acid casualties,time-warp-stuck yuppies and drummers in reggaebands? Think again,kiddo. In the future, whenever you want to upload ordownload a fewfiles -- or sync with a flying dragon, or the planet ingeneral --you’ll reach for your hairbraid’s fibre-optic thingies. Hairstylistswill price their weave work by the Tera-byte and connectionspeed。

　　8. 如果你住在尼日利亚或者委内瑞拉那块地儿，赶快搬了吧

　　在可怜的非洲国家人民啊，就因为他们地底下有珍贵物资就要遭遇强迁，没天理！

　　8. If You Live In Nigeria or Venezuela: Move Sorry, Nigerians andVenezualans, but according to Cameron, you willsome time soonish bereceiving a visit from the U.S. Marine Corps andits hi-tech arsenal --all because you live on top of somethingprecious and have thereforebecome an enemy of the country-company. Hmm… Nigeria … Venezuela … whatcould it be, y’ail?

　　9. 外星人傻不拉机的，还喜怒无常。

　　质朴的纳美人与动植物土地森林无比亲近，但他们却技术落后，用弓箭完全抵御不了暴力嘛！

　　9. Aliens Will Be Slow Learners and a Little Fickle TheNa’vi haveplenty of spiritual connections to Pandora, live in sweetsymbiosis withthe animals and plants, and are all-round athleticwarriors. But theyaren’t the brightest chameleons in the terrarium, asevidenced by theirinitial bow-and-arrow response to super-dooperhover-gunships. Nooffence, blue guys, but you’ve had -– oh –- decadesto learn that firingyour pointy sticks doesn’t work at that range.Thankfully, they candepend on the clans -- even if they never mentionthem in passing. Whichmakes me think our forest-dwelling heroes may befair-weather Na'vi。

　　10. 风水轮流转，终究回到原点

　　《阿凡达》在视觉感官上的旷古绝今不容置疑，但在剧情上，却依旧沿袭了很多过去老电影中的桥段。大概是卡梅隆大导想要表现出人类从来不肯学乖的主题吧？

　　10. Future Verse, Same as the First I’m not the first and I won’tbe the last to say it. "Avatar" isvisually revolutionary, atechnological step forward into thefilmmaking future. But it’s also aliberal space-set cowboys &Indians story that echoes most obviously1991’s "Dances With Wolves:and before that Jimmy Stewart’s 1950 western"Broken Arrow" and JohnWayne’s 1953 3D effort "Hondo."Not that there’sanything wrong withthat. Maybe it’s Cameron’s sly point: while the Na’vilearn slow,humans never learn。