魔灵召唤火山hell狗粮:胸罩的用途!谁厉害,谁赢了?(图解)
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犹太人和中国人都以擅长做生意并且竞争力很强在世界上享誉。下面有一则十分有趣,笑倒人的故事。预先警告一声,下面的一张图可能需要有一定成熟度的读者去看。没有哗众取宠之意,实在不能没有此图,否则大家很难读懂故事的原意。谢谢理解!
Story Part I
一个中国人去向一个犹太人购买38号黑色胸罩。素以会念生意经的犹太人说,38号黑色胸罩很稀少且较难从供货商那里拿货,因此,他得卖$50美元一个.
中国人买了25个。几天后,又返回来决定增加订货量.
这回,犹太人说,现在从供应商那里拿货更难聊,因此,得加价,每个卖$60美元。中国人二话不说,又买了50个.
几个月后,中国人再次回来购买了犹太人的所有存货50个黑色胸罩,但这一次,每个价格被犹太人再次提高到$75美元一个.
Story Part II
犹太人终于有点奇怪为什么中国人买了如此多38号的黑色胸罩,便直问:你用这些黑胸罩做什么呢?
中国人直答:我把它们剪成两半,每一半$200美元卖给犹太人,做他们头上带的黑帽子呀.
English Version:
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60 each.
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese, please tell me: "What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese answers: "I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200 each."
Story Part I
一个中国人去向一个犹太人购买38号黑色胸罩。素以会念生意经的犹太人说,38号黑色胸罩很稀少且较难从供货商那里拿货,因此,他得卖$50美元一个.
中国人买了25个。几天后,又返回来决定增加订货量.
这回,犹太人说,现在从供应商那里拿货更难聊,因此,得加价,每个卖$60美元。中国人二话不说,又买了50个.
几个月后,中国人再次回来购买了犹太人的所有存货50个黑色胸罩,但这一次,每个价格被犹太人再次提高到$75美元一个.
Story Part II
犹太人终于有点奇怪为什么中国人买了如此多38号的黑色胸罩,便直问:你用这些黑胸罩做什么呢?
中国人直答:我把它们剪成两半,每一半$200美元卖给犹太人,做他们头上带的黑帽子呀.
English Version:
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60 each.
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese, please tell me: "What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese answers: "I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200 each."
胸罩的用途!谁厉害,谁赢了?(图解)
窍门(谁写的呢?厉害!)
小窍门大集合(谁整的?太厉害了!)
台钓浮漂的分类和用途(图解)
香蕉皮的用途(神了)
美女的胸罩被扯掉了
妹纸,你的胸罩掉了
妹纸,你的胸罩掉了
妹子慢点!你的胸罩掉了
绳结的用途和打法【动态图解】太实用了,真好
窍门大权(谁写的呢?厉害!)
窍门大全(谁写的呢?厉害!)
窍门大全(谁写的呢?厉害!)
诀窍大全2(谁写的呢?厉害!)
诀窍大全(谁写的呢?厉害!)
胸罩掉了。。。。。。
窍门大权[谁写的呢?厉害!]
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绳结的介绍用途和打法【动态图解】(图) - 顶顶华闻